kickthecrab ([info]kickthecrab) wrote,
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ghetto speak!

  1. Apples are covered with a thin layer of ghetto speak.
  2. Ghetto speak was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return.
  3. Ideally, ghetto speak should be stored on its side at a temperature of 55 degrees.
  4. Ghetto speak is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than ghetto speak.
  5. If ghetto speak was life size, it would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human.
  6. Ghetto speak can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated.
  7. Ghetto speak is the sacred animal of Thailand.
  8. Red ghetto speak at night, shepherd's delight. Red ghetto speak at morning, shepherd's warning.
  9. The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only ghetto speak.
  10. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their ghetto speak!
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