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Created on 2004-12-06 21:30:20 (#5374349), last updated 2007-12-11
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Basic Info| Name: | kickthecrab |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1990-05-31 |
| Location: | Santa Barbara, California, United States |
BioBefore you read any further, you should know that up til this point, you have been living a lie. Well, actually its probably a bit much to say that, but hey, I'm the one writing and I do like a bit 'o melodrama, so whatever.
This isn't Isabel typing.
I'll give you a few minutes to get over the shock and horror you must be feeling.
It is in fact, her amazing sister, Ele (dictator_ele)
I have been told to write about her, so here it goes.
Isabel stands at a height. A height that is taller than me.
She is strong, as you will know if you have ever tried to beat her at wrestling.
Her superhuman strength, is down to the fact that she is sportier than I. Which actually, isn't all that hard. Most trees are sportier than I. But she really is an athletic goddess, particulary in the field of dance.
Dance is a passion for Izi. She will bop around to everything. She could (and has) dance to a recipe for lemon chicken if needed. She likes to get crunk, with PB and J sandwiches in her hands while she shakes her junk.
We like a lot of the same things. We both have a passion for fashion. No wait, thats the Bratz dolls. We both have a passion for travel, music and food. Izi is less picky than me, she likes weird and unusual pizza toppings, and salad. She can clear a bowl of salad at a pretty scary rate - if you are ever round at our house, get to the salad BEFORE Izi does, or you won't get any. She has been known to eat whole loaves of bread, or just sit and eat an entire iceburg lettuce.
She really is, honestly and truly, very funny. Her style of humour is very physical and bizarre, and usually either has the whole room on the floor laughing, or refusing to speak to her ever again.
She likes pretending to be different people, a skill she is alarmingly good at. Sometimes these people are kind and cute, sometimes they persuade her to do things 'to see what would happen' and sometimes they are maniacs who try and kill me. A new favourite is "Dr Money", needing a 500 colones coin as a monocle.
In spring, she has a birthday. On birthdays, cake is often eaten.
In summer, she goes places and does things. She makes new friends everywhere. Scarily fast. Day one of our holidays abroad usually includes Isabel becoming fast friends with half the campsite/beach/tri-state area.
In autumn she runs around the house.
In winter she hibernates by the radiators.
She likes standing at the piano and singing. She likes croutons and ice cream. She likes old movies and kids cartoons. She likes the sounds they make in comic books when people get punched. She likes old fashioned words, sleeping late and wearing jewellry. She likes screaming down the phone, lunging at cameras and talking to old people. She likes secrets, reflections and sunbeams. She likes to eat 'braeburn' apples when it is hot, 'golden delicious' apples when it is raining, and peaches when there are no apples. She likes piggybacks and purring and posing for photos.
That is all, there is no more.
Until Izi sees this, gets mad, shouts at me and changes it, when there might be more.
This isn't Isabel typing.
I'll give you a few minutes to get over the shock and horror you must be feeling.
It is in fact, her amazing sister, Ele (dictator_ele)
I have been told to write about her, so here it goes.
Isabel stands at a height. A height that is taller than me.
She is strong, as you will know if you have ever tried to beat her at wrestling.
Her superhuman strength, is down to the fact that she is sportier than I. Which actually, isn't all that hard. Most trees are sportier than I. But she really is an athletic goddess, particulary in the field of dance.
Dance is a passion for Izi. She will bop around to everything. She could (and has) dance to a recipe for lemon chicken if needed. She likes to get crunk, with PB and J sandwiches in her hands while she shakes her junk.
We like a lot of the same things. We both have a passion for fashion. No wait, thats the Bratz dolls. We both have a passion for travel, music and food. Izi is less picky than me, she likes weird and unusual pizza toppings, and salad. She can clear a bowl of salad at a pretty scary rate - if you are ever round at our house, get to the salad BEFORE Izi does, or you won't get any. She has been known to eat whole loaves of bread, or just sit and eat an entire iceburg lettuce.
She really is, honestly and truly, very funny. Her style of humour is very physical and bizarre, and usually either has the whole room on the floor laughing, or refusing to speak to her ever again.
She likes pretending to be different people, a skill she is alarmingly good at. Sometimes these people are kind and cute, sometimes they persuade her to do things 'to see what would happen' and sometimes they are maniacs who try and kill me. A new favourite is "Dr Money", needing a 500 colones coin as a monocle.
In spring, she has a birthday. On birthdays, cake is often eaten.
In summer, she goes places and does things. She makes new friends everywhere. Scarily fast. Day one of our holidays abroad usually includes Isabel becoming fast friends with half the campsite/beach/tri-state area.
In autumn she runs around the house.
In winter she hibernates by the radiators.
She likes standing at the piano and singing. She likes croutons and ice cream. She likes old movies and kids cartoons. She likes the sounds they make in comic books when people get punched. She likes old fashioned words, sleeping late and wearing jewellry. She likes screaming down the phone, lunging at cameras and talking to old people. She likes secrets, reflections and sunbeams. She likes to eat 'braeburn' apples when it is hot, 'golden delicious' apples when it is raining, and peaches when there are no apples. She likes piggybacks and purring and posing for photos.
That is all, there is no more.
Until Izi sees this, gets mad, shouts at me and changes it, when there might be more.
ConnectInterests (150):
adrenaline bursts, apples, arms around my waist, audrey hepburn, audrey tautou, b*witched, b-boys, bacon, ballet, being inappropriate, being warm, belly dancing, bill bailey, blues music, bluetac, books, braeburn apples, breakdancing, burnt face man, cafes, cameras, cartoons, cats, charleston dancing, chickens, clocks, concerts, conversations, cows, dancing, dave barry, disguises, disney movies, dogs, doodling, drinking, drums, eating, embarassing people, face paint, faded jeans, fairy tales, fake eyelashes, family guy, fashion, fish, food, forearms, foreign countries, foreign languages, gigs, giraffes, giving hugs, going barefoot, going on planes, guys, gymnastics, hammocks, hawaii, hip hop, hot hot heat, jack handy, jazz music, kakapos, kissing, lakes, laughing til i cry, led zeppelin, life, light, lips, love, luaus, lucky charms, lying on my back, malteasers, messy sandwiches, mindless self indulgence, mirrors, mod rock, monty python, mopeds, muscles, mussels, my bed, my mates, no doubt, old movies, old telephones, opening drum beats, performing, peter kay, philosophy, photographs, piercings, piggyback rides, pizza, planes, playing guitar, playing piano, plucked eyebrows, poetry, polaroid cameras, popcorn, posing, prawns, reading, rhumba, rice cakes, rocking out, romance, running, salsa dance, salt-water taffy, sand, sand between my toes, sarcasm, sheep, shells, show business, singing, ska music, skanking, spaghetti, speaking foreign languages, stage makeup, sunbeams on my face, sunlight on closed eyelids, sunlight on my face, sunrises, swimming, swimming pools, teen girl squad, texting, the framley examiner, the knack, the sea, the sun, toffee, trampolining, trees, tribal cultures, video cameras, vogue, waving maniacally, wearing bikinis, webcams, weetos, whispering, working out
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